The search interest for cheese sure is funny. Each year it consistently peaks in December or November, and bottoms in May or June.
You have to wonder why that is. Christmas dinner preparations, maybe? Cheese warms you up real good when it's cold? Looking to put on some extra fat over the winter?
Or is it perhaps some evil mind controlling buggalooboo that just sparks a certain interest in people across the globe, and without anyone really knowing why, everyone just simultaneously subconsiously gets a desire to google "cheese" and be done with it?
Alas, we might never know.
07/08/2012
24/06/2012
Bark Mensa Sorcery
So, uh, yeah, here's a bunch of Mensa people with dog heads wearing wizard hats.
I don't know.
I don't know.
21/06/2012
Clock Kirk
I've been dabbling in image-manipulation for a while (See Photoshopping, only I do it with Flash, so I refuse to actually call it that) and thought I'd share a bit.
This is rather simple stuff, really, and I'd put up something more impressive, but pretty much all I've done are just responses on the forum I frequent, so it's mostly just in-jokes that no one would get.
So enjoy Clock Kirk, more to come, I guess.
This is rather simple stuff, really, and I'd put up something more impressive, but pretty much all I've done are just responses on the forum I frequent, so it's mostly just in-jokes that no one would get.
So enjoy Clock Kirk, more to come, I guess.
26/05/2012
16/05/2012
Stop calibibrating the long-range scanners!
Is it just me, or does a lot of technobabble start with "I could calibrate the long-range scanners to yadda yadda"?
You'd think they'd already set it to what they want at this point, or just built some pre-sets.
You'd think they'd already set it to what they want at this point, or just built some pre-sets.
10/05/2012
How to have your childhood raped. Or most anything, for that matter.
It's easy. Go to Google images. Search for favourite character's name (or just about anything else), and scroll down to page 20.
No need for additional keywords or anything, just the name, straight up.
Page 20 on Google always has porn.
Always!
No need for additional keywords or anything, just the name, straight up.
Page 20 on Google always has porn.
Always!
25/04/2012
Getting to blogging.
I feel like I need to start blogging more.
Feels kind of pointless when you don't have anyone following you, though.
In fact, no one is reading this.
I can do anything, really.
... Woop-doop-de-doop-doo.
...
But it's the chicken or the egg.
...
Or something such.
But I figure, I HAVE start blogging more, dropping random shit people like to search for and whatnots, which will most likely lead more people here.
It's like a spiral.
Not sure if it's downward or upward, though.
Feels kind of pointless when you don't have anyone following you, though.
In fact, no one is reading this.
I can do anything, really.
... Woop-doop-de-doop-doo.
...
But it's the chicken or the egg.
...
Or something such.
But I figure, I HAVE start blogging more, dropping random shit people like to search for and whatnots, which will most likely lead more people here.
It's like a spiral.
Not sure if it's downward or upward, though.
Cock And Bull Torture
Cock and Bull Torture!
From Wikipedia!
The Free Encyclopedia!
That site is f--ed up!
11/02/2012
An Actual List of Things to do When You're Bored
So I'm one who gets bored alot.
When I do, I try to find things to do to keep me entertained.
However, googling for "things to do when you're bored" generally just brings you alot of vague things (like "go on youtube") or something that doesn't at all entertain you for the minute (like "get a dog").
So with this I'd like to make this list of incredibly specific and totally insane things to waste your time with, in hopes of helping someone the way I never got helped.
So without further adue:
-Go to the bathroom sink, take of your shirt, and repetely splash your face with the coldest water from the tap until it starts to hurt.
-Take all the pillows and covers in your bed, stack them up against the wall, and then jump forward and ram your head into them without it hurting.
-Crawl under your bed and try to lift it with your knees only - this obviously doesn't work with all manners of beds, so judge for yourself wether you think it possible.
-Take a shower fully clothed - make sure you wear something simple that you don't care about too much.
-Tape up clothes to weird places, like over your door or on the lamp - works especially well with large, baggy and/or weird clothes.
- If you have a pet, get down on all four and lower your face to its height, then stare at it intsensly and watch it freak out.
- If you have any empty large plastic bottles around (such as the ones with sodas), take one and repeteldy hit yourself over the head with it - it doesn't hurt, I swear!
- If you have a window close to a road with alot of people walking on it, hang out your window and wave to everyone walking by.
- Better yet, eat something weird and pretend to puke out your window and freak them out.
And that's all I can come up with for now. I hope you got some ideas of what you could do to waste a few hours.
'til next time.
The Incredible Adventures of the Disembodied Orange Haired Head
And here it is, the grand feature itself.
Orrr ssomething along those lines...
Enjoy this 2:44 minute video!
And such!
(It has an opening sequence)
Wooooaaaahhh!
01/01/2012
Happy new year! Have some Cake!
Happy new year everyone!
Here's to hoping 2012 gives us much more insanity!
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